So I have a few friends coming over this afternoon. They’re both girls so I make sure that the Castle’s bathroom is clean and serviceable. Nobody likes to hover.
I have been crazy busy with work lately and really wasn’t putting much priority in the pisser. But today I realized it looked more like a crime scene, than a bathroom.
I’m a gross slob, what can I say?
So I go to empty the bathroom waste bin, and find the used evidence of a safe sexual encounter of some one that wasn’t me. I mean I’m thankful the thoughtful gentleman( or lady) didn’t flush the latex baby barrier as the plumbing is old and who knows what that would have caused.
But I must say I was surprised to find a condom and a pair of rubber gloves!? Again. I appreciate your proactive measures but if safe sex with you requires MOPP Level Three personal protective gear, maybe you shouldn’t be having random hookup sex at parties.
I guess there is a possibility that it’s the evidence of multiple safe sexual events. Or maybe there was sex and a pelvic exam. The gloves are really throwing me. If you recognize yourself in this post, please clue me in on what you did with them. The speculation is killing me.
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August 25, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Maybe they had udders?