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So I’m rocking some public transit action to the city. I got a dinner invite and I’ll be providing some cheap Mexican beer.

That’s right Tecate in a can.

So here I am sitting in the back of the bus (where all the bad kids sit) listening to some Cat Empire on the old iPhone, when all of a sudden this kid jumps out of the seat in the middle of the bus and starts throwing these cryptic gang signs out the big back window.

I pull one of the earphones out to hear what he’s saying as he’s signing.

“five one oh four nine nine ……etc etc” and in between signs he’s rapping his cell phone on the window

I was completely flabbergasted.

I looked at him and said “dude, did you just try to pick up on some chicks,..from the fucking bus?”

He goes “naw man..” as he shows me the screen of his phone with a text from one of the girls with her name “..I didn’t try, I got them fucking digits son”

With that he clanked his brass balls together and sat back down.

That’s game!

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