Motoproponent’s Cool Dude Emulator

So I think I will take a play from BMW’s playbook and try to market something that has no discernible effect for a pile of money.
You see on the left hand grip of Helga there is a button marked ESA. Supposedly this unlocks the mysterious Electronic Suspension Adjustment feature. (An $800 option). By simply pressing [...]

Making Lemonade

So if you read the last two posts you know how this one ends but here’s the pictures.
I was planning on saddling up The Gift’s new bike for a true road trip adventure. I mean that would have led to some cool stories. It attracts alot of attention anytime I ride it some where. Partly [...]

I should have taken the spare

So I’m in the grips of the big birthday road trip. I pushed it back a day because the BMW dealership told me that me bike would be ready Saturday morning. So instead of leaving on Saturday on the SV, I waited so I could take the BMW and left on Sunday.
Well I got to [...]